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Clever Facebook Status

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Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.

Just wondering why brain cells die, skin cells die, your hair follicle die, but fat cells live FOREVER?

HUMAN BRAIN: Forgets what we want to remember & remembers what we want to forget.

I have to admit, God was just showing off when he created me.

Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.

Some people might be less attractive but once you get to know them they are hot as hell.

Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.

Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.

I wish I could google the things I have misplaced.

I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.

ADMIT IT: Life would be so boring without me.

Lets learn to ignore selfish people just like the way we ignore Terms & conditions of any software.

An empty web browsing history is a sure sign of pure guilt. ;)

About 90% of the high scores in mobile games are made either in the toilet or in a lecture or while preparing for exams.

You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don’t stand at the door, you are blocking the traffic.

If APPLE made a car, would it have windows?

Hearts know things that the eyes don’t see and feels things that the mind cannot understand.

Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b’coz on the inside it’s often a different story.

You see a person’s true colors when you are no longer beneficial to their life.

Plese don’t talk to me, I get attached too easily.

ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos and Google with no results.

I feel like a Indiana Jones, b’coz you are the treasure I am looking for.

Facebook: where stalking people is OK.

I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study :)

I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.

Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

My first name and your last name would sound great together.

Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.

Can you see yourself the way others see you?

Sometimes its better to keep silent than to tell others what you feel.

“Be Brave” Even if you are not pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.

I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.

My attitude is based on how you treat me!

When you miss someone, you keep checking their profile.

Any one need relationship advice? Message me and i’ll be here for anyone :)

If they can’t do their part, they don’t deserve your heart.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it.

Hi – Im the girl of your dreams. Someone said you were looking for me.

LIFE – LOVE = ZERO

 

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